and still no AF. No anything, for that matter.

There’s not a snowball’s chance in Hell that I’m pregnant, but this has never happened before.

I usually have long and somewhat unpredictable cycles, but this is ridiculous. Before this, my longest cycle was 39 days.

I saw my doctor a few weeks ago and told her that I was late but not pregnant, and her response? “We won’t do anything about that right now, but we might start taking action if you can show some significant weight loss.”

REALLY? Oh, you mean to tell me that I am the ONLY OVERWEIGHT HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD, and because of that, I don’t deserve to be treated for my infertility?

Great. Just great.